Don't mess with Elmo

lol this is sweet.

No more blogging for me.(announcement)

I'm stagnant for now.
N levels are creeping me out.

Brb till Oct +++

FREE GV Tickets! (Part 5)-mystery contest

This is the final pair of ticket to be won.

Contest info here

Top 3 entries as selected by me!

Q2. 2 Panadol with 1 Laxative pill.
reason: 2 panadol will make u feel better the whole day instead of constant pain and the laxative pill will make the sliming process faster.

I HOPE MY ANSWER WILL NOT BE INGNORE!!!
Zhafri | Homepage | 09.15.08 - 11:30 pm | #

HAHAHA, too bad, wrong contest! this is makan! not slimming!

Ans 2: Boiled noodles with eggs and extra dishes.

It is easy to make, yummy, fulfilling, nutritious comfort food! Best taken on a rainy day

I'm hungry already ( ^ v ^)/
RIKO | 09.16.08 - 4:31 pm | #

Yup, correct answer, more over its raining lately, and yes its super convenient, and nice cute text creature there!

Quest 2: Boiled noodles with eggs and extra dishes.
Reason: You feel loved eating it! [Feels like a sumptuous meal prepared for you by your gf/mom]
Mango | 09.11.08 - 4:50 pm | #

Yeah! a girlfriend! thats what i need! woooo!


its a hard decision to make, more over i'm bored right now, that makes me moody.

okok, let me think for a moment..



HOW ABOUT RIKO! yes you're the winnaAAA!

i'll contact you soon!

ok, next contest is super weird, its going to be a mystery contest!



What could it be?

Whoever gets it right shall win it, be as crazy as possible!

contest ends this month!

LOL i'm just kidding, i was too bored

I need a holiday.

*This is a Paid Advertorial post for Ping.sg*

I was specially selected for an advertorial opportunity

Ok, i'll talk about traveling now. For the first time ever i think.

Its been a while since i traveled overseas.


It kept me thinking.


Why could i only afford boat ride to Ubin?






I have no money buy air tickets actually, i don't work, and high prices keeps me staying at Singapore all the time.



Can my dream of ever traveling be fulfilled? Maybe a never ending bridge to somewhere in the where, but come on! its not possible or practical to do it!


I should really take a break and visit a foreign land.


Ok, the photos you've just saw was only Pulau Ubin, great news is.

Tiger Airways is having its birthday celebration and tickets are of really low price!

Maybe I should plan out an overseas trip with my ex-classmates.
Maybe I should head down to Bangkok and find some "entertainment"

Muahaha!

Just think of babes at the beaches in Thailand....
I mean hunk...oh wait a min....

ok change place, ok this is funny, i was talking about this with Aaron

Me: Maybe we should have a airport at Ubin
Him: Siao, airlines sure make losses.
Me: There can make casino mah!
Him: a 3rd casino?
Me: This time, a nature offshore casino!
Him:.......

I mean its a great idea isn't it? and Feng Shui will be better, talk about traveling.

I've been dreaming about flying overseas, not sure to where actually, just partically about flying off in an air plane. The last time i took a plane was back in like, primary 2? I couldn't remember a thing, i remember my family went out to Genting in Malaysia.

I've been getting jokes about me not being able to sit in a plane since i've gotten fat back in primary 4.

but its ok! =D no i won't be angry cause of it, its good to laugh at oneself.

one of the jokes are.

"Yongwei, you sit in plane ar, sit left side, the plane turn left, sit right, the plane turn right, sit center, plane go down, muahahah!"

I can't remember the punchline though.



Tiger Airways is currently celebrating its 4th anniversary by having a special birthday fares starting from S$0.04 to various destinations.

Tiger Airways is Asia Pacific's true low fare airline. It offers passengers not only one of the lowest possible airfares in the market, but safe, reliable and convenient point-to-point air travel as well. Tiger Airways now flies to more than 27 destinations across 9 countries in Asia-Pacific on a fleet of brand new Airbus A320 aircraft.


Simply put, now theres better choice than to travel OVER THE SEAS to Ubin, ok? some more cheaper than Ubin lor! Mum and dads don't bluff your children Ubin is Bintan ok? haha!

Line6 Music technology class.

I received a newsletter in email, which i guess normally its ignored by everyone.

Organised by Singapore drum festival and City music i suppose

but it was a class on Line6 toneports on recording and stuff, well i was pretty interested but no one was able to go with me till....

I "FORCE" Benjamin to head down with me.


Man, it was at Fort Canning center, and guess where it is, IT IS ON THE TOP OF THE HILL, you know how tired i was after climbing up?

I mean man.....no fat guys would ever want to if he doesn't have to you know?

The good news with today(Saturday) is, i skipped tuition and headed down for this class instead, because i wanted to win the products as stated, and i knew the attendance was going to be quite low, and that Benjamin came with me.

The Super bad news is.


HE WON THE FREAKING TONEPORT UX1 INSTEAD OF ME!

Its worth 170dollars ok? and he even won the shirt too, 2 prizes claimed by him!

I WAS SUPER UBER PISSED OFF!

I WAS SUPPOSE TO WIN IT OK?! I was sitting on 2 chairs! therefore i must have 2 more chances than him!

lol, oh well.

I made him treat me makan, since he won over hundred dollars worth of stuff which i am actually saving for, i've sold my UX1 already, am getting a keyboard instead.









Yes its the same place as this post


he paid like, 70% of the total amount i guess? wahahaha, now i'm happy.

The pros and cons of being Jesus.

Lol, this is funny.

OH NO!!! NS Part 2

Continued from here

Ok, the poll results are out.


Not everyone could see the voting poll as it will only appear in the main page, i meant "Donotfeed-dieting.blogspot.com" without the rest of the HTML codes.


Ok, this is interesting,

Refuse NS and get arrested- Who the heck would be so dumb?
Organise TAF club protest- The TAF club seems to be no longer existing actually.
Migrate- No money la!
Get even fatter and escape NS- Can meh? don't forget got severely obese platoons!
Escape NS like Mas Selamat-I think i can get stuck at the window.

Those were RUBBISH.

Now for the real thing.

Go NS and slim down- This is in fact probably the best answer, in fact let me emphasize more on it, i've heard from people like AaronPeng that its actually possible to only slim down when you're in NS, there's a lot other people like me whom are overweight, Ha! and i heard its pretty much like a free PT, and with food restriction.

Alternately, i could slim down and head for NS instead, thats what i'm currently doing, in fact i feel fine doing sports, i can do short distance runs.

In fact, this is my goal. Muahahah



But now i'm stuck with a big tummy.


You must be thinking, " QUICK, GET A HARPOON! Big Whale coming through!"

I'm actually in fact a very sporty person, Seriously, TRUST ME.

5days a week i would be actually out playing sports or cycling alone

Basketball- 1hour minimum playing, at least half of the shoots are 3 pointers.

Cycling- At least 14Km, Sprint and cruise, Constantly pedaling to make cardiology more efficient.

Jogging- At least 5rounds of 400meters, 200meters sprint every 2 rounds.

Weights- Push up and pulls of 3 sets of 15 each. Only 3 types of muscle to be trained maximum each time.

see? i'm pretty much smart at exercising, But , for some reasons i still can't control my diet that well =(

AND ALSO I REALLY REALLY THINK THIS IS WHY I SHOULD WIN THE GYM MEMBERSHIP OF http://www.celebrityfitness.com.my/

But unfortunately its in Malaysia =(

Malaysia Boleh~..~

Well, i could give to people who live in Malaysia though, ahhhhh~~~

STOMP:Poor design of oil bottle makes cooking difficult(Part 2)

Continued from here

I received a really fast and good respond from the company, in fact, it took only a day for me to get a reply.

I guess not many other companies would do the same? i remember some times i only get disappointing replies only a week later or so, my best example would be BotakJones and 7-11, Search about it in my blog if you want to, use the google tool.


I was waiting for a Lam Soon Group representative to meet me over at my area.


What happen was, I was given a refund/compensation, and indeed it was really probably a design flaw, or as explained by representative Mr. William Wong that it was a bottle that got tampered with, probably dropped on the floor before it was distributed.



And of course i'm glad to be assisted within such a short time, And I was given a really good explaination unlike 7-11 who simply told me "we're more expensive because we run on a 24hour schedule."

7-11 = Rubbish excuses, i'm too lazy to think and reply to Ignorantsoup simply because she's ignorant, or maybe its me. I don't care.

But from my point of view, Mr William Wong told me that the Red handle is made to be reusable and therefore its not joint with the bottle, but its suppose to be very strong in holding the bottle.

I guess thats why it won a prize for being environmentally friendly since the handle could be reused, But aunties who use it will bother to recycle it meh? we simply throw it down the bin chute. Unless theres a recycling bin around my area, which there isn't any for Hougang.

Mdm Cynthia Phua my dear MP have something to say about this?

But of good thought Mr. William Wong brought mooncakes along, its a pleasant experience for such a thing, in fact for the first time i didn't get pissed off with flaws. Except the moment the floor was pooled with oil.

Maybe, just maybe, my feedback will make the company change its design again. The bottle has been taken back for some "physic" testing i think, thats my best guess, and that was what i'm told, like whether if it was due to the fact that it was tampered, or something else.

My belly button is bleeding!!!! Help?!

yes its true, its not the first time it happened to me, and neither am I the only one in the world to experience this.

i did a search today before i bled, my results were.

either, soap got stuck in my belly button and infected.
or dirt built up and eventually infected it and caused bleeding.

Please scroll down fast if you're weak hearted





Click for larger view if you want to.


ok, so the thing is, i rushed back from church group meeting secretly to amend my stomach issue, or whatever you call it.

i looked through my first aid kit.


So what should i use?


I know! The lighter! Muahahah!



Nah, just kidding, this is all i know how to fix a bleeding hole.



i'll head down to a hospital tomorrow night for treatment if this goes on, it has happened to me for a few times the previous year, maybe i have PMS? oh shit.

STOMP:Poor design of oil bottle makes cooking difficult

My STOMP post

well, i don't know why they didn't show the photos i submited, which are these, which shows the brand, maybe copyrighted?



(video showing how easy the handle could be popped out)



I'll be contacting company in a while, stay tuned!


*UPDATE!*
Part 2 Link

FREE GV MOVIE TICKETS! -contest(part 4)

Ok, heres the top 3 best answers from the previous contest for Disaster movie tickets.
Walter Boyle Imagine all the girls throwing themselves onto you later. =D gomaish | Homepage | 09.04.08 - 10:43 am | #
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Answer 1: Walter Boyle Answer 2:

• Exercise at least 3 times a week for no less than 40 minutes.

• Exercising can help keep your metabolism up which would counter-act the effects of a slowed metabolism thanks to your eating less.
• Exercising is a simple preferred choice by many .
• Dieting is a way to lose weight without damaging your body.
• Dieting is very emotional and depends on motivation for success. If you're too strict, you will lose motivation.
• Exercise is important, but it isn't the only or the most important component to weight loss.
• Instead think about exercise as a crucial activity that strengthens and tones your heart, muscles, and body in order for it to be stronger and more capable for living.
• Exercises need not be unduly harsh and severe, but regular workout sessions will ensure desired results with in a month or two.
• Exercising is by far the best way to stay thin
• Dietary fat also provides transportation of Vitamins A, D, E and K and helps in the digestive process. The key is to choose the right kind of fat to consume.
• Obviously before undertaking any change in lifestyle, you should consult your doctor about which activities are best for you. Build muscle strength and flexibility. More fast, intense workouts seem to do better after you have gotten into the workout rhythm once again.
• Sticking to a healthy diet and regular exercise is a lifetime commitment and you should not underestimate the ongoing support that you may need.
• Local support groups may be helpful, and your doctor or practice nurse will be able to help you find one.
• Stick to your plan- The best way to lose weight is to stick to whatever you are doing.
• In short you have to believe in yourself that you can do it, that will power will definitely bring you very very far.

jj | 09.05.08 - 2:21 am | #

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Qn 1:Walter Boyle Qn2 : Yongwei, i suggest you try Doing the Balancing Act, meaning you Balance on one leg at a time while brushing your teeth in intervals of about 30 seconds when you stroke the bristles of your brush in different directions. You can burn 10 calories here. AlsoTry the Ballerina Posture: Eg. While the fuming coffee drips out of the machine, place one hand over the counter and stretch your leg up and out in front of you. Wait for a second then move your leg to the side then behind. Do the ballerina posture with each leg for about 5 times each. Experts say that the exercise helps in toning the thigh muscles, hips and quadriceps. You can burn 10 calories here too. and Walking to the Remote: Keep the remote control away from you if you’re watching the television while lying down or on a couch. Crunch on healthy snacks while your get back on your feet to switch the channel to watch your program. Reaching out for the remote can help tone your abs and can burn as much as 24 calories! Singing Calories Away: Spend every Sunday morning singing aloud at the church service to burn 70 calories in each service. Healthy Movie Trips: It is reported that people eat 45 % more popcorns from large containers than smaller ones while watching movies. Switch to a small ones and bring along seasoned salt to add more flavor. You could save 350 calories here at the movies. mel | Homepage | 09.07.08 - 1:41 am | #

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Man, This is so hard to decide, i've decided to close this contest 2 days earlier, as i need to mail out the tickets.

Well, for the first one.

YES, All the girls throwing themselves voluntarily at me is definitely a very good motivator! BUT!!!! Its not telling me how to lose weight! Muahhaha!

Ok, lets see the second one.

• 1st point-Checked!
• 2nd point- Checked!
• 3rd point- yes! i do exercise
• 4th point - Dieting! yup i am
• 5th point- no.
• 6th point- well i do agree, i exercise alot, but i eat alot too!
• 7th point- yup for a year i've been thinking of that.
• 8th point- its been a year, and i see little results! NO
• 9th point- Hello? i'm fat, face it! its a fact!
• 10th - blah to my doctor, all she does is tell me to diet.
• 11th- like i said, i've been exercising for a year!
• 12th Repeat answer 10
• 13th like no use? i've been cycling and basketballing for almost a year.
• 14th ya....

Ok, now for the final one.

• well, i'm pretty good at balancing, and i've started doing balancing recently, and yes my body seems slightly more tonned, no more FAT THIGHS!
• i don't drink coffee, but i do drink tea, very warm tea in fact, and i sweat a lot from it, i don't drink coffee as it retains water.
• YES, FOR THE REMOTE, YOU TOTALLY GOT ME, i always can't find the remote, sometimes i even find it in the fridge, and sometimes in the bathroom for some strange reasons. Lol!
• and Oh man! i must have burnt lots of calories! i Sing everyday!
• well, i don't eat popcorns in movies, i normally just bring in packet of rice actually.

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well, my final decision will be Mel of "http://www.meelodee.blogspot.com/"!!!

Congrats! i'll be contacting you for the tickets.
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Ok, now for the next contest.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Trailer


This is a adult-oriented show, do bare in mind that the show might be rated NC-16 for Singapore
MPAA-Rated PG-13 for mature thematic material involving sexuality, and smoking.

movie time will be 23rd September 2008, 7Pm over at GV plaza Singapura. Free Seating.

It will be a sneak before the movie is sold to the public, well, heres your chance to catch it before everyone!

simply answer the following questions.

1. What is my favourite color?(Hint: See what i always wear)

2.what is my favorite self-cooked meal? And Reason why.
A. Fused egg with bread.
B. Boiled noodles with eggs and extra dishes.
C. Fried Chicken
D. 2 Panadol with 1 Laxative pill.

Answer in the comments sections!

Deadline will be the 17th of september!

Omy.sg Blog awards ceremony.(part 3)

Con't from here.


This time i've found most of the photos, i found one with me giving a speech. Everyone gave their speech, right?




Man...me being childish.


The trophies.



Oh ya! the cutest photographers ever.......I mean the girl.....no really.



The cutest bloggers there.


And....this can't be explained......



MUahahaha!


Part 1 Link

Part 2 Link

Omy.sg Blog awards ceremony.(part 2)

Con't from here.


Yes i've gotten the photos!

Most of these photos are from photographers there, still i'm missing quite alot of photos, some are posing ones =( wonder whos got them.



Me posing for photographer Gel.


ok, this is funny before this photo was taken, we were looking through the laptop for answers to a quiz, and Photographer Gel( you're Gel if your using your real name in Facebook =P) then Alp was like "Hey lets smile to the camera again."

Me-"No~~~~ ACT NATURAL QUICK."
Alp & Jie Yang"*LOL*"




Oh yeah! and chio bu too! muahahah, i'm so into her you know? damn, she asked me to email her, now its more than 72hours, WHY NO REPLY?!




Photo with the youth category people, Argh! so many people are missing!


Do the David Gan pose! (Wait, what was it called again?


And also, at the ceremony, food was totally unexpected, i really seriously didn't know theres going to be food there, and moreover i ate before i went, DAMN, I COULD HAD LIVE UP TO MY BLOG URL THERE!




HA! I saw them taking photo, and i found a spot for myself to cut in, and i just stood there like i'm in the background.



oh ya! and apparently someone from the Blog awards drove, or hired a Limousine!

And it appeared on STOMP! HERES THE LINK

Me and Alp saw it after we left, and it was turning into the entrance of ACM.

And BTW, If you have posted the Blog Awards' in your blog, Please leave a link in comments!

(part 3 link)

Robocop Vs. Terminator Vs. Predator LEAKED Movie.

(Video) Wow, How epic.....and ironic

Omy.sg Blog awards ceremony.(part 1)

omy.sg-我们不只是“写”了得
搞笑也很在行呢！(can anyone translate for me?)

Donotfeed-dieting.blogspot.com LIVES UP TO IT'S NAME!


I found 3lollipop with my URL on it, yay!


Alp=Joker.


My personal lanyard name card.


SPH/Omy.sg goodie bag, gosh, Alvin gave me 2? lol, i couldn't reject, but i really tried rejecting, oh well =P


Click for notes.


More information on the winners and stuff can be found here!
and some of my mini-pranks all over the ceremony was PRICELESS, have a look here
i'm pretty sure many other bloggers took photos of my "prank" thing.

i'm too lazy to find them.

i'll try and find pictures and steal them and post in part 2 =)

Just to go through who i met or saw.
Josh Lim
Rinaz
Sheylara
DK
Chilliycraps
Erm Jieyang( YOU PANG SEH ME, muahaha! )
Samantha
and another Samantha(yeah this the girl that said i'm cute! muahahah shes mine!)

and of course 1003 DJ Daniel i think.
and many more, and some cast from The Days (movie.)

Of course, Congrats to all winners, especially Yuki who won the lappy, argh i'm jealous! =P

I'm told the photos will be uploaded within the week, yeah....so just wait for part2 perhaps?

Part2 Link

Part3 Link