Tomorrow I'm leaving Singapore.......

For the first time ever.

it's my first holiday overseas in like, i don't know? 5years time?


But hey, you'll be surprised by what I'm going to write.


IT'S MY FIRST TIME FLYING IN A PLANE! YES MY FREAKING FIRST TIME TAKING A PLANE


I've always either took coaches down or public transport. Well not always technically cause i hardly travel.

By the way if you miss me, please DO NOT CALL ME, Roaming is expensive and i don't think i will have Free-Incoming.


So hey, I won't be blogging for 5 or 6 days, and By the way I will be filming my Xclusive trip to malaysia.

I will be in Kuala Lampur from Sunday afternoon till probably late tuesday, and tuesday to thursday/friday I will be at Genting.

So if you're there, drop me an email =D maybe we could meet up and have a chat.

I will still be checking my emails over at malaysia, but SMSes and calls, please don't expect a call back till i get back to Starhub's connection.


So at the mean time, please visit other blogs in my blogroll =D


Cya all in 5to6days time! Till then!


*UPDATE*

PLEASE CHECK MY PLURK SITE FOR MORE UPDATES OF MYSELF!!!

Funky dance.

Watch this! Glow in the dark dance performance.
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Are you into me?

I'm very handsome hor? I look tired cause i was chasing a bus down to ang mo kio.



Anyways, what happened, ok, i was walking down the bus stop, then the bus came! and i'm still like 80meters away from the bus stop!

OK SHIT I RAN AND I RAN, MY PANTS dropped halfway!!!(and oh gawd my underwear was shown to the whole world), yes i lost some waist away.

THE BUS WENT OFF WITHOUT ME!!!!

but guess what, one empty bus came from behind and ......I FEEL SO ASHAMED! LOL I COULD HAD SAW IT COMING!

Oh yeah, forget about that, lesson learnt, next time, see whether if got second bus.

ok so we hooked up and went off to Republic poly. the funny thing was, i know that there's shuttle bus got RP students, i know, and i found it!

BUS 902 over at woodland's regional interchange

BUTTTT GUESS WHAT?! we stood there for like 20mins, and then i was like.

Oh shit.....look at the operation hours...0730 to 0830........and i just realised that time was already 0950, YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT FEELS? LOL, and so, we actually walked hundreds of meters down ok?!

and so RP is where we had our brunch.
Fish soup with rice.


Shared bee hoon with him as i'm not that hungry.



Posers.


and oh my gosh, i feel so stupid, i shouldn't had bought my macbook and neither should i had called shawn to bring he's down. We did nothing but carry extra pounds doing nothing with it!


So anyways those 2 boys did their stuff, some kinda appeal to change courses.

we headed down back to AMK and watched a movie........and that explains this blog post's title....


*DRUMS ROLL*



(photo hyperlinked to site)






OK IT'S REALLY A NICE MOVIE!

but come on! it's freaking PG? there's so much sex reference! and YES THERE WAS A FREAKING GROSS SCENE WHERE A GUY KEPT TOUCHING THE GIRL'S THANG!!!!!

actually quite a few scenes, i'm very surprise it's not rated NC16, while Jack Neo's "Love Matters" was rated NC16 by MDA or something, is there something wrong with the raters??


I remember a few catch lines from the movie.

"If you date a girl for too long, you're a dick for not marrying her, If you married one and regret, you're an asshole"

Yup, do go watch it, it's nice and seems like an honest film, lots of excuses to be learned from the film!

so anyways while coming out, we saw FELICIA CHIN!!!!!! Bunch of mediacorp people doing some drama recording.


Frankly, actors have their life also, and acting is their career, please, don't gather around and watch as they film, it's really distracting and unnecessary. Give actors their space ok?

Instant potato

This is real good quick food.



Guess how i made it, and i took less than a few minutes.
Boil water.
Pour it in, stir and done!

It looks like shit, but come on, it's potato!

Big Cockroach catcher.

Man....I feel so cheated, I wanted to find a way to get rid of cockroaches that sometimes roam around my place. For only 3dollars, this shit doesn't work.




How the set up looks like, apparently it's a box that only cockroaches can climb in and eat the bait, while get stuck trying get to the bait when it comes in contact with the glue.
(Look closely, it's a layer of invisible glue)


After 3days, theres still nothing inside! ARGH!

Happy birthday yongwei.

oh man.....Whatever that's gonna be posted below, actually surprised me.

Anyways I was bored and moreover i was already out exercising, then met WeiWei halfway. So I decided to call up Yunting and ask her what she likes to eat, HAHAHA I KNOW VERY WEIRD RIGHT? And it was like 10pm already.

So i was thinking, HMMMM

Curry puff from Selegie?
Some chocolates?(Nah too common)
Maybe.....DURIANS !



Woah Thank God she likes them! Otherwise it would had been a total waste not to eat it.


And there we go chattering and on.
And then i mentioned " Aiya sian.....This year no one gave me any cake, i mean ya, people do remember, but so far no one bought me a cake or made me one, quite sad, last year super sweet 16 had a few surprises at least."


She suddenly said she needs to go up and get something down.

I was like, "Ok" sounds normal to me. I didn't think that she would actually come up with something so surprising!

YES! A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BREAD!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



I was so freaking happy that i lost my elegant smile.


So i'll have it replaced with this instead.



I was so touched ok?

Iamnotfat.net goes to Razor.tv!

Oh wait! By the way! I'm gonna submit this blog post to the Y-Bloggist Contest thing!!!

ok, I am young, so ...... I WANT TO GROW OLD AND MATURE!!!!

So no more young YONGWEI!




HERE COME OLD AND MATURE YONGWEI HAHAHAHAAHA


BY THE WAY ITS MY BIRTHDAY ON FEB 19!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!
THANKS ALL FOR REMEMBERING IT IN FACEBOOK HAHAHAHAAAHA


So anyways i met up with Zhafri to go to this talk show over @ www.Razor.tv

AND YES I WORE THE MUSTACHE TILL THE LIVE RECORDING OF THE WEBTV SHOW! NOBODY IN SPH NOTICED EXCEPT ALVIN!!!!!

Guess what we talked about, TEEN SEX! Oh geez, that is like 40years ago to me, i'm old ok?




Oh gosh i look so retarded.

ok anyways, on the topic of teen sex, i know about that british twat who became a father.

OK WHAT THE HECK MAN! i'm not going to eleborate more on it, it's just so no-more-hope-for-humanity you know?

Watch this video first anyways, CLICK ON THE PICTURE!



I know i kinda stumbled a lot, but yeah. It's my first time doing a show.....AND LIVE SOMEMORE.

I was freaking nervous, normally i won't stumble as much as that, but oh yeah, lots of things that went through my head, i wanted to say it, but it just couldn't come to me at that point of time.

Ok ZHAFRI, I'M AFRAID I'm GOING TO GO AGAINST YOU IN THE TOPIC OF TEEN SEX

Firstly, and frankly speaking, i know i'm fat, but that doesn't mean i can't get a girlfriend.

Look, i've seen fat people getting really good looking girlfriends, and trust me, I have taste ok?
And my definition of fat, it's really the same size as me, and abit out of shape.

So FAT PEEPS, DON'T WORRY.

It's your character that matters, and of course, you gotta be like me, so vain....

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Secondly, And this is one mistake a lot of sex ed or others teach wrongly, It's not about being cool, i don't see why you should feel cool or be cool or even think it's cool just because you have sex at a young age, IN FACT, IT HAS TOTALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH COOLNESS and most of all when you get pregnant/or made a girl pregnant, you are going to lose out in a social life or even your education, just imagine a scenario.


At age 13-You got pregnant.
You couldn't give yourself into an abortion, you start to blame yourself for making that mistake in having teen sex. And because of what happened, you had to face your family, and guess what, the police too, Why? In Singapore, it's termed as Statutory rape if you're under the age of 16.

At age 14-You stayed away from society.
You had to quit school, cause your tummy is getting bigger each day, and it gets pretty obvious that everyone around will start talking about you. You're only 14 and you start carrying a baby around


It gets really complicated. and girls, don't forget, guys don't get pregnant, but you girls do, and so when you girls get pregnant how? Haar hhaaarr..


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Thirdly, Sex is naturally and Sex is good, and don't get me wrong, I don't mean that you should really have sex right away. You should only start when you think you are ready, Of course don't talk about me la, By the way I've lost some weights! woooo, not sure how much though, but my shirts are all a little bigger, yup, no kidding.

And What i hate most about Sex ed, is that they teach you A LOT on how bad sex is, COME ON.

We need to pro-create, you're not being honest enough. You're teaching so much on

• Herpes
• Aids/HIV
• STDs

Oh wait, If that all was so important, why don't i see adults have it? Herpes especially. There's lots of fetish around, and oral seems to be a popular one ;)

We need to learn how to be responsible and self-control. of course i learned it by watching others do it and the end result.

And also kids, Please, don't waste your time dating other kids, I know kids visit my blog so. This is my advice.

Look around, do you really think you should start dating at like 13? 14? You're barely a N level graduate. and look even closer at your friends who had "lovers", how long does it take for them to break? and of course, most is less than a month. It's a stupid trend. OPEN YOUR EYES.

Sex is good, BUT, only when you're truly ready. Well, i can't really go on further.

Because, I'm Proud to be a 40year old Virgin =D



HAHA JUST KIDDIN

But remember kids, just don't have sex under the age of 16, It really is for your own good. Just think of the implications/consequences.

Especially you young girls, It will be your life's worst mistake you'll ever regret


PLEASE START ONLY AFTER YOU TURN 16, It's call mind-maturing, i know you body is ready, but your mind is not! Your thinking will change by then. Trust me.

The Flesh is strong but the Mind is weak, get it?


post continued here!

shawn O Shawn

I can't believe i've spent my whole day at Shawn's , studied in his place and ate prata nearby, wooo


And later @ Midnight, I took a swim @ his place and bought a candle to gay up our atmosphere, lol if you know me personally, i like to gay things up just for fun.


drying myself after swimming @ his place.



anyways i'm going to malaysia with him and another guy for a threesome @ march.

and we are all complaining about being too gay. lol

How i survived Valentines day.

it's the only day of the year, when you will feel extremely lonely when you're not out with a date.

and of course, i'm one without dates.


so anyways i went down to meet Aaron to pass him some aromatherapy thing.

and off i went to Punggol beach for a nice cycle!!!!!

It feels weird though, lots of couples around @ 11pm


I'm just so awkward around dozens of couples .



my bike and helmet .


oh yeah! i met with an accident! And guess what's the number plate number of the white car?
ITS 4444!!!!!
see that line of gas from the white car? smelly!



and i posed on the way back, so freaking tired out.

SBS transit you very lame hor?

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Contest giveaway! February

ok! GOOD NEWS TO ALL, I'm going to hold a contest monthly, and yes, prizes!

This month, Romance, definitely, it's the valentines' month you know?

So.......Time for creative writing!

ok, so what's the whole thing behind Valentines' day? why is it called Valentines' day?
Who made up this Valentines' day?

Tell me everything! your theories! funny or tragic.

Best entry wins a mystery prize !!!

Write your entry, give it your best, in the comments section.


Doesn't have to be too long, short is ok too!


SO HERE WE GO!
Contest ends 28th February.

Happy Valentines day.

Continued from this post(I suppose)


Anyways i wrote a song just before Valentines day, and anyways, it's pretty nice though, but recording-wise, I'm very limited.

what its like to be, all alone, waiting for me
It's my fault, i'm sorry, just wait for me.

I want to give you love, more than what you deserve
but you, went away, i never saw you again

oh celine
Where have you been
do you remember me
the one you played with

we sat, in the bus, i was, at the front
we were, always the last, both of us

I want to know you more, more than before
how do i, start a line, maybe, i'll start define

I know i know, celene this celene that, she's just my first crush ever, not that I won't love anyone else right? it's just not my time yet.


and by the way, I am officially broke on this day, I'm left with not a single dollar, i know i know.


IT's SUPER EMBARRASSING TO SAY IT, I don't work, i tutor(yes but that doesn't mean that i'll always have money)

I guess it's time i get a part time job temporary in order to pay for my trip to malaysia in march! WOOOOO


but anyways, I'll just hope for a miracle to happen =D

HAPPY VALENTIENS DAY EVERYONE!

Friday the 13th/Mailing out prizes

Did anyone realised that it's actually friday the 13th? I didn't!

By the way i've mailed out prizes! I really had a hell lot of trouble trying to figure out a way to mail you know? The thickness, and weight, type of candy(ops! accidentally told you guys!)

I wanted to mail some chocolates, but i realised it's a bad idea, it started to melt slightly at Singapore's higher average temperature, so i believed that heat does implicate with it during mailing, and i guess that the mail will actually turn brown after a while you see..

so anyways i mailed it out as non-standard mail @ 80cents each.


HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYS IT!!!


by the way i had BBQ AT MY PLACE WOOO!



I believe that BBQ is much healthier, The oil that comes out from food actually catches fire, so it kinda drains the oil and fats you see....






And if you hadn't notice, this is not a real BBQ pit. I'm just that desperate.


Cheers.

Bush fire aftermath

It seems like this ST story is related, but on a different location, but still pretty near .

Forum talking about it - Link

I was just cycling through, and for a moment i thought.
"Wow, the bushes all cleared, very nice.....kinda like autumn"
then i realised something
"OMG IT's A BUSH FIRE AFTERMATH!"


You can see how clear the path was after the bush fire, Kinda scary to cycle through that whole area you know?



OH yeah, i pin-pointed that place, it seems like google updated the map as well.

View Larger Map


More photos of the Bush Fire Aftermath






And BTW the place that got devoured by flames was HUGE! Now you could even see into the cycling path from the road!

am not sure when it happened, i cycle through here often to Yunting's place. definitely happened 2 or 3days ago.

oh yeah, THE SMELL WAS HORIGIBLE, that's like Terrible and Horrible comes together.

It was worse than charcoal!

Raffles Open house.

Yup, i went down, not because of that free mp3 player. I don't really care about it though, I had in my mind that "it's all taken already".

but anyways had a free unexpected breakfast by a security officer walking around giving packs of Nasi Lemak @ Bishan ITE as i'm registering private O levels there.


Posing with the money i'm paying for the O level course.



You know something, the registration was pretty messed up, the queue numbers didn't go from ascending order, instead it's pretty random, and i've gotten a number 167. from 10am i've registered, but only done by 2pm, very efficient hor?

and just before i left, someone with number 80 then finished registering everything, ha! i wonder what time that person came.


but anyways we cabbed down to Raffles Education Corp to have a look @"What's after O levels"




No really, i have no idea what to expect after i complete my O levels, so i decided to have a look.

I know I can't get into any JCs as I'm not taking Chinese for my mother tongue.

At least now i've found what I like to do at my free time.

I love directing short films, even though it's kinda cheesy sometimes.


I love music, I compose songs. I think i'm a goddamn hippy.

I guess art's and Media is the industry i'm aiming for.


Oh yeah! BTW I've gotten that mp3 player! HAHAHAHAAAH I KNOW I'm VERY CHEAPO HAHAHAHAAHAH



But hey! it's still pretty good, 2GB ipod shuffle-copy better than nothing right?

anyways had lunch with Zhafri! Wooo!