Another reason to love the mac

You get to watch trailers long before they're out, and only with a button.



By the way, this year there's lots of good movies.

1)Funny People
2)Night at the Museum 2
3)The Ugly Truth
4)Adventureland
5)Battle for Terra




By the way 2 or 3 of those movies above is actually rated R!!! HAHAHHA it's going to be so awesome.

Dentaphobia

Yes, I do have Dentaphobia.

Let me show you what's wrong with one of my teeth right now.



I know, it's gross, but I've been delaying since november when it appeared, I'm so scared of seeing a dentist.

Ever since young I've gotten not only treatment but a hella scolding from dentist every where.

And by the way for the first time in my life, I've gotten 2 ulcers at the same time, and they're under tongue, and perpendicular to each other, strange right? I thought it was a sore throat.
Anyways check out this super gross ulcer website, YOU CAN EVEN GROW HAIR ON YOUR TONGUE

Anyways I'll be making an appointment call the dentist, and hopefully, no scolding this time.

It's been years since i've consulted a dentist.


I'm SCARED
*update* my dental appointment would be on 5th of may, watch out for my post!!!!

The next most adorably extreme movie!

KILLER BUNNIES.(Video link here if you can't see embed)

Does anyone remember Hard Gay?

This guy was not only famous in Japan, but in fact, Singapore for a moment of time, everyone back then was so crazy, even a church pastor went "Hokaayyy" HardGay style.

I still remember i was the first one to introduce this HardGay to everyone in school, and everyone goes "HOOOOOOOOO" " FOOOOOO!~" and when someone is unhappy, we go "SEI SEI SEI SEI SEI SEI SEI SEI SEI "

and best of all, everyone does HardGay's trademark moves, LOL

Gosh, i miss those days man...... it was like back when i was in secondary 1 or 2.

If you've watched every episode like I did, and wondered who the hell is he still.

THIS IS HIM

Dingdong in a bottle(M18)

Click on picture for news article.



The answer is out! we should not stick our dingdongs into a bottle.




And a alternate reason here not to stick your dingdong into a bottle

I have questions

1) Will you get a boner if you stick your dingdong in a bottle/glass bottle?
2)Even if you get it in, will the pressure cause a haywire, something like maybe, a blood vessel in it to burst, and eventually you'll pee blood? (blood vessel cause blood is pumped in so men can have an erection)
3)How did that old man hide that 1.5litre bottle for days?! I mean come on! He can't possibly wear even pants with it.

that old man's dingdong must be small enough to fit into the soft drink bottle (hahahhahhahhaha, oh wait, is this too small for you to read? lol )

My blog on the iPhone

Yes, iPhone sucks, it couldn't handle my blog's "load-size" and Safari browser crashed on me a minute after taking this photo.

Hey you people at HWZ!

Everytime my site's traffic go up, I know definitely someone is talking about me online, Gosh! you peeps are making me like a star.

hey, you know who you peeps are.

EDMW right? ahhhaha, Anyways, if you're wondering why your profile pict is removed, It's because I've copyrighted all my photos and I have the right to request it to be removed, Don't forget, if you share file, ITS STEALING!!!!!!!

LOL don't you peeps remember what this ad is all about?



OH COME ON, he looks totally like me! but just that his got a goatee.

by the way, thank you ah! whoever edited this pict, i didn't realised this caption kicks ass.



and this too.


you peeps are really damn boliao to start a thread, or rather threadS talking about me in EDMW forums. ha, but you're are so darn cute at the same time

YongWei goes performing.

While waiting for my turn.



While practicing in a room.




by the way no audience today......LOL JUST KIDDING PLEASE LOOK AT NEXT PHOTO




Everyone is on the other side!



So anyways, to make this post short, i did 4songs.

Celine
Tired of Dreaming
When you say nothing at all
Dui Mian De Nu Hai Kan Guo Lai!!!!!


By the way this time i'm really happy, At least the "payment" is much higher this time than nothing,


MegaBigMac, it's been ages since i've eaten mcdonalds'. Cuz i don't fancy too much about fastfood, moreover it's unhealthy



Let us devour it!

Something touching to share.

(video)



You may look at me and say "wow, yongwei is always always cheerful and happy"

but still, I do have my emotional sides, i do feel pain and regret.

Nick Vujicic(guy in video)

"i will try 100times to get up, if i fail and i give up, do you think i'll ever get up?......it matters how you're gonna finish, are you gonna finish strong?"-Quote from video above.


if you had been following me for the past few years(thanks though, really, thanks=) ), you will know that i'll been kinda writing horrible songs with only 4chords, but guess what, I've made my own breakthrough, I finally could make a decent song and recording.

check it out here http://www.myspace.com/yongwei92

I know it's not the best, but at least I've made it to a point it's good enough for people to hear and enjoy, in fact I've gotten lots of good responses over at msn and plurk.

By the way, I've made myself a Fan Club over at Facebook, if you would, please join =D and support me.


All i'm trying to say is, whatever you're doing, don't stop and give up. =D

The most daring ducklings ever

So goddamn cute!

YongWei gives free hugs

This has got to be the lamest thing I've ever did.





I went to Mediacorp to give free hugs for Live N Loaded! anyways met Soapie and gave her tickets =D




Guess what, A LOT OF PEOPLE HUGGED ME! hahahah, the feeling was damn shiok, especially when girls hug me...........=P


one of the photos with strangers, quite a number of people actually took photo with me!



=D

What if you lose something?

Back few months ago when i bitched about losing my phone


It's not easy to tell yourself that you lost something and you have to accept that it's gone, it really isn't easy.

back then when i lost my phone, i lost all my contact, my photos, and moreover, my phone, it was a K800i, still a pretty good phone even now.

So anyways Paddy from Bak2u sent me a trial of Phoenix, the Bak2u program for Mac.

heres a video to demonstrate what it does.



I realised from that video i have a hard time concentrating, and really, i think i do have ADHD, I find it really hard to stay on the topic(kinda)

What i'm most surprised from the program is, IT DOES TRACK YOUR LOCATION! that's why i had to kinda censor the Google map where I was located.

It made me regret not to get the Mobile Phone one when i could, instead i lost the whole phone cause of it. Now I have to use a low-end phone at the moment(by the way I am not working, that's why no new phone )= )


Please visit Bak2u.com and have a look =D

I'll be getting the macbook one, You know, once I actually left my macbook on a reception without even realising it, thank god my friend was there and helped me carry and surprised me later.


*update*
another video i did for them. Enjoy!

Funny beatboxer

HAHAHAHAH

Watch CH Live: NYC - Reggie Watts on CollegeHumor

Why EZ link attendance will not work IMHO

My secondary school used to do it, and yes, there is so many problems with it.

1)Down Time
Has anyone mentioned about this? you mean the system runs 100% without shits happening? Even my website has downtime.

2)Errors
I remember back then, everyone was SOOO fascinated by this system, you take your wallet "Beep" and there goes your attendance, but WAIT! there was so many days which we "Didn't even come", why? because somehow the information wasn't trasnsmitted. Hmmmm.

3)Playing truant has been made easy.
How? Simply pass your EZ link card to your friends! tap tap tap!


Here you go!

Torturing a cockroach

Looks fun.




Reason that i did it was that i heard from a friend, that he plucked out all the legs, and kept spinning the cockroach upside down LOL



heheh i know it's gross, but it was super funny, the cockroach was limping.

New song.

Feel free to download this draft copy, I will replace it once i've gotten a better version of it.

Sorry i couldn't find a good flash web player, please click on this link to listen via Quicktime or download it.

LINK

Lyrics

I wanna fly, away
Some where, far away

laid down asleep on my bed.
i am already half dead.

i want to, soar the skies
i want to, live my life
no more lies

i want to, i want to, live my life
i want to, live without a lie

I am, tired of dreaming, tired of believing,
i need a bed for lying

thanks all for your support over at plurk!

Ever wonder why Terminators transport naked?

This video explains it all.

Version of Dragonball Evolution that doens't suckass

HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY! MUCH BETTER THAN ORIGINAL TRAILER.

Thank God This is not happening in Singapore

Someone who apparently works for a cable TV, gave spoiler instead of info, and gave apology too.

From a fatass to a handsome.

I know i blogged about this before, but for these few days, nothing is really up for me, but at the same time, it's up too, cause i'm compiling these 2 week's stuff together as they're related.

so anyways this was how i looked years ago.

A FATSO



This was me 2years ago(Ignore guy on right)



And this is me now.





Big difference eh? I definitely need time and a proper diet to help me get rid of these extra tyres around me.

Catch cha around!

Swedish Angels.

gosh, i happen to see this on youtube's recommendation list.

Swedish girls are so hawt!

of course I like the music, starts off as a rock band then into techno

Do I have ADD/ADHD?

According to Wikipedia

The most common symptoms^[28][29] of ADHD are:

• Impulsiveness: acting before thinking of consequences, jumping from one activity to another, disorganization, tendency to interrupt other peoples' conversations.^[28]
• Hyperactivity: restlessness, often characterized by an inability to sit still, fidgeting, squirminess, climbing on things, restless sleep.^[28]
• Inattention: easily distracted, day-dreaming, not finishing work, difficulty listening.^[28]

And guess what, I do have these symptoms.
let me try and recall some stuff which i remembered that i forgot.

Firstly, I can cook something, and forget about it just right after i start cooking, something like eggs even.

Sometimes i tried to get a drink of water, but the moment i walk into the kitchen i get distracted by what leftovers are on the table, sometimes i grab a bite, then i walk back to my room, feeling thirsty again, I either head on to the kitchen's toilet, or just get a drink.

And yes, sometimes i do take out the water container in the fridge, and leave it on the table, and only to find lots of water condensation on the table before i start to drink it, yes, this is how forgetful i am.


Sometimes it takes me an hour or 2 before i can blog finish something.

and just now like 15mins ago, i tried to do my little bit of homework, and of course, i can FORGET about this just right in front of me.


My friends who are better in english, who knows about ADD/ADHD, told me i kinda have it.

I can never concentrate well, i'm always fidgeting, and gosh i am always asking for attention.


DO I REALLY HAVE ADHD?

How to appear on STOMP.com.sg

Simple, make yourself a Anorexic shirt.



Make up some story, censor your own face., and WALA!

"Big guy's got a cool shirt" (Post Link)

A STOMPer could not stop laughing after she chanced upon this big guy wearing this shirt.

Said Jenny, in the email sent to STOMP:

"I giggled the moment I saw his shirt.

"He even smiled back and let me take a photo of him.

"He told me I was the first to even "dare" to take his photo.

"I have censored his face."

Iamnotfat.net goes for a vacation Day5!

So i was saying back in Day4 post(I think), we bought bus tickets, but Shawn insisted on the 10:30 bus, Well, sounds perfectly fine though, just that gotta really rush early in the morning.

Having our fastfood breakfast.



My cuppochino , all along I thought fastfood coffee taste horrible(Mcdonalds' taste horrible) but this is actually nice!



My breakfast, i was hoping we could eat dimsums before we head out for our bus, but the time we were ready and prepared was already 9:45am.



Booyah! we're on the bus!




Hey, the buses there leaves on time, if you miss your bus, too bad, buy another ticket home!



On the way we passed by the "Original" Kuala Lumpur i was looking forward to see, I didn't know KL is so huge, and that even the KL airport is so far away from this part of KL, Guess i need to learn more geography about that place huh?



and on the way again! we stopped at the bus check point in malaysia, it's where all buses that's going in and out of malaysia makan(eat) and rest for 30mins.
My Sizzling noodles stall, Hor Fan.



Shawn's Laksa.



So anyways the time taken to travel back to Singapore was only 6hours, we reached the Singapore customs at 4:30.

AND YES, YOUR FAVORITE YONGWEI GOT kinda STOPPED AT CUSTOMS FOR A LITTLE "INVESTIGATION"


Remember I said i was holding onto a DV camera? I was holding it in a pouch, BUT, when checking out, i forgot to take the camera with me! so I had to walk back a few hundred meters and go into "DO NOT ENTER" doors and ask the officers for it.

BUT I WASN'T ALLOWED TO! They asked me to follow them into the office....


It was dark....hollow....deep.....lights were flickering......HAAH JUST KIDDING.

Singapore customs got nice office.


So anyways that officer was saying "Hi sir, can you tell me what's the content inside your pouch?"

I said "ok, it's a Sharp brand camera, and inside the camera should be a pink colored tape"

(By the way it's actually Shawn's camera)

So the officer goes on and opens the pouch, and I showed him where the pink tape is, and yeah it's almost done.

Last thing he wanted me to do was to show him the contents of the video, GOSH! 90mins ok? thank God for fast forwarding function!

But anyways at the end i was cleared, but i questioned the officer's job.


"Excuse me, but why didn't you guys tell me I didn't take my pouch with me on the way out? instead i had to walk all the way back here, Theres so many of you, why aren't you monitoring whoever's carrying which bags?"

The answer, left me stunned "Very simple, anyone could just claim it's their pouch, and look at the flow of the people, theres so many people around"

At the same time it seems like no one know whos carrying whos' bag except for the owners.

Unlike the airport, it was done in a nice orderly mannered queue, but at the customs?

"Flow of the people", was fast, and yes a lot of people, everyone just placed their bags there, super impatient. Maybe we should slow it down? duh? Maybe the customs SHOULD really monitor everyone with whatever bags they're carrying right?

What you don't know about VCR players

Wow, it's true, i found a brand new hand phone in mine with 4ipods!

iamnotfat.net received letter by Google!

Nothing much actually, just a letter to comfirm my Adsense account.

Google sure is rich just to send me a letter for a comfirmation code in a letter

Iamnotfat.net goes for a vacation! Day4

So anyways it's day4 now! and it's a wednesday! and man time sure seem to fly when you're having fun.

Photo of the cloudy morning in Genting.





Clouds clearing a bit after sometime.







GOOD MORNING WORLD!



So anyways i woke up early and felt so super excited, but Shawn was still sleeping like a pig, it's impossible to wake him up verbally.

So i had to push him around and.....touch him all over.....

And before we went out for the day to explore around, i wanted to do something pretty awesome or rather weird, GIVE TIPS TO HOUSEKEEPING!



Of course can't put it this way, gotta put it in a more stylo milo way, and of course i expected the housekeeping to fold for me all my shirts and pants that's lying all over the hotel room, come on i'm a guy i'm lazy and i'm messy =P




And the temperature there lies between 16 to 24degrees, i'm so freaking cold can? i don't ussually sleep with air-conditioning, and only with a fan that's running in speed"1".

by the way the hotel room doesn't have any air-con, only a fan, CAUSE ITS NATURALLY COLD UP THERE DUH!


Our buffet breakfast, pretty nice food.


My breakfast.



Our tea.



Nasi Lemak.



Shawn's salad.



My salad.



What sucks about buffet is that there is always cheapass people trying to grab whole onto everything, we kinda regretted when it happened to have this whole group of cheapass asians.

So anyways we went over to buy the theme park tickets.


See that DV cam on my hand? I'm still trying to find a way to load the video into my com, firewire doesn't work, can anyone help me?!?!??!!??!!?



And so we sat on the pirate ship ride just so we could warm up.


We went over to Gokart(FunKart)



Haha some people try too hard to get into my blog.



Pretty girls that got blocked by people.



Anyways we sat on this really really lame boat ride, it's a dinosaurland boat ride.



Telling us about history of dinos and thats all, i'm like "WTH"!



And we see turtles.



And this "Crazy Space Lab" ride was horrible too, it did nothing but spin us around, slowly....
and everyone in the ride was bored out, lol, what's funny is that i shouted.

"WA POWER LA THIS RIDE! ONE MORE TIME!!!!!"

Everyone started laughing, hahhaha, it's was so boring it's the best ride eva!




And so we were hungry, went around, and then i realised, theres really not much people, heard from Shawn the place is really packed on peak days, epsecially during Singapore's school holiday.



I did some posing.


And we ate Marrybrown.



Shawn's fish and chips.



My set, i can't believe i ate so much fast food without realising it, i refused to eat normal food that i can find in Singapore, well, it's just this once that i'm over eating ....right??



And we went over to this Vintage Car ride, brings me back childhood memories, it wasn't so borin before.






Pretending to be happy.



continueing the ride.



and so....I FINALLY BUILT UP THE COURAGE FOR MORE THRILL! I SAT THE FREAKING ROLLER COASTER!


The roller coaster was so NOTHING, but an indian aunty vomited after riding it, we were like, "WEAK! HAHAA"

So to make that ride more thrilling, during the roller coaster's start-up, i placed my hand nearer to Shawn's private part and said "I'll make your ride more thrilling" lol and we laughed all the way.


It was nothing actually, TILL I SEE THE SPACESHOT!

YES I RODE IT!



This was how sotong i've becomed after the riding Spaceshot TWICE!.



So anyways after riding Spaceshot twice, and countless times of roller coaster, we went to do some light shopping.



It was then i realised it's been ages since i've shopped, i've been wearing the same clothes for the past one year, gosh! hmmm, i bought wrong size! ARGH!


So anyways we have our late lunch before heading back to hotel to slack a little.



BOOYAH! READY! so now for a night-time walk, so anyways about that Tips i gave to HouseKeeping, THEY DIDN'T FOLD MY PANTS AND SHIRTS, GOSH LOUSY SERVICE HAHAHAH, but they did fold my bed for me, and placed my shirts and pants that's lying all over into one place, guess that was good enough.



there are many ride which i regretted even trying, something like this

It says "Laser Mirror maze" and we thought it was pretty nice to have a chance to play with mirrors, instead, we went in, it was just bunch of laser pointers set to a alarm, and we have to find our way around it and not trigger the alarm as much as possible, it's just stupid, i was hoping to get lost in a mirror maze, and i want my 10RM BACK!




We went over to Asscity ......wait i mean BumCity, hahahah, and i bought some pretty big and nice clothes. only 120RM, and in Singapore a hood would cost me 60dollars just for a nice one.




So anyways to end off our day, we went over to the pub down our hotel to have a drink.....of mocktail =P



Shawn's.


And some games of pool.



It kinda depressing to know that your bus ticket home is the next day at 10:30am, time flew so fast, I wish i could stay longer, so anyways we spent our night watching "America's got talent"



By the way, Shawn DID VIOLATE ME!!!!!!!!!


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