Trying out my new phone.

DOESN'T WORKS!!! turns out it's just the air con remote.

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Thank you!

Thank you readers! I know I don't have as much juicy posts as other people like DK, Alvinology, and a few others, but anyways thanks for reading.

I started out with only 30readers daily, most of them probably came from my MSN's Signature nick.

Currently I am holding 250+ readers daily. with most influence going out to the US and Singapore. Largely 50% to Singapore during day time in my time zone, and 50% when America is awake.


Comparing with others, it's not a lot, but to me, It's kinda lots of people! =D


Anyways still, a big thanks to you all! and especially Enenmon, Heh, I noticed from mybloglog's widget that you actually visit me daily, thanks!!!

I will be holding a few giveaways, so check me out soon!

TNP, Shame on you! you tak malu!

Please visit and read these few of DK's postings.

1. Shame on you TNP! Shame on you!

2. She requested not to reveal her identity. But TNP did not listen!

3. Someone using SPH IP Address to multi nick on my blog and defend TNP

Fortunately for me, I don't always read TNP(The New Paper), I've always thought of it as a Pay-To-Read version of STOMP, because every, or most headlines I see, always originates from STOMP.

But on the 28th issue, they published the name of the first victim that contracted the H1N1 virus from New York to Singapore. Talk about protecting victim's privacy.

Seriously, How dumb was that, Even when I got into a little "trouble", Shin Min reporters and Asiaone changed my name to Joe, How cute is that huh?

Anyways, I will be following DK's "Protest" against TNP, by throwing away every copy my parents buy without reading it. Heh, maybe not forever



By the way please don't burn the papers, sell to karang guni as least can get some money back!

Brand new Circle MRT line.

You may read more about it here

Anyways I took an effort to try out and look around in the new train line.

I noted a few changes from the other older train stations

1. The Air conditioning is much more cooler and powerful.
2. The lightning is brighter.
3. The staff wears a red shirt.
4. There's travelators(is that what it's called?), providing convenience to change route faster.
5. The Air conditioning in the train is also more powerful.
6. There is a better view in the train's head and tail now, Widescreen window for you to look out.
7. There is now only 3cabins, half the size of the usual trains.
8. There's no drivers.
   

Here are some photos.


Forgot to switch off macro.


The current 5stations in use.


Quite a handful of people checking out the train's new widescreen window.


The travelators, fast!


By the way if you were to ride from now till like a week later, the money will be contributed to the silver tribute fund or something, so go ride!


Heh, if you've noticed that it's all bad and waist height photos, it's because I didn't want to look like a idiot going around and taking photos with a lousy camera phone.

Trying really hard to be lame.

Anyways I'm interested in doing filmings. Watch my newest skit!
Click here if you can't see it

The Land before time

I've watched this growing up. You can watch this 65mins movie here.






I still remember watching this movie back in 1997, well, around there.

those were the VHS days.

Goofing around in ikea.

Oh what a day I tell you, anyways I was out with Jiahan to buy some apparels at Queensway Shopping mall.

From FRESH of course.


And some Laksa, apparently it's really nice! I endorse it!



Ok, at ikea, I was so bored, and I decided to goof around.



We were shopping halfway, I got bored, So we started to say hi to some of the workers we walk past there, lame isn't it?

Instead of buying normal meals, We bought Kid's meals @ 2.90dollars each, Hey it's worth it.


You get burger, fries, and a free-flow of soft drinks. I gotten plain water anyways.


Wanna know how much I've spent there? 18:50 on house items, 3Pillows, a knife set, a rubbish bin. And yes, I hugged the pillows all the way back home on the 90mins bus, everyone was just giving me the awkward look, HEY COME ON I'M SO BORED.



And yes, I was so bored, I decided to BORROW these pencils from ikea, haha! I'll return them on my next visit la! I took more and more from each pencil booths.


And before the night ends, just some dinner.

DURIANS!


Yummy.



And some Hokkien Mee too!

Hula hoops.

Everyone told me since young I won't ever be able to spin a hula hoop.



They were right, FML.

Review on InSing.com

The claims are rubbish, 10, 000 reviews? are you nuts? I barely even heard of you online.


This site is bound to be like Rednano. Nobody uss Rednano anyways.
(One of the most annoying ads around)



While surfing, I kept stumbling upon this ad, by InSing.

You will hear some horrible recording of "NASI LEMAK" suddenly blasted through your speakers, and yes it's annoying, it makes me want to stab the one who created these ads.

If you're lucky enough, the sound would actually repeat itself overtime.

By the way, i've created an account to have a look around, and I tell you.

Don't bother

1. It's so user-unfriendly
2. None of the reviews are useful(So far), Most with 2reviews actually contradicts.
   
3. There's 4giant ads running at one time, talk about being commercialised.
   
4. It's not optimized for other screen sizes(i'm using 1280x800)
5. I tried searching for Queensway Shopping Mall, And this is the crap it gave me. Just some random addresses around, "Google Enhanced"

So people through my review, I urge you not to ever visit this InSing site, it's total rubbish and super boring, Period.

Not only me, These following people also thought that InSing is very bad.
DK
IZ Reloaded


But here's a good alternative, and by real people who knows how to review places. And yes, Join Yebber and get paid to do reviews.

Yebber-Click to enter

Fail receipt from Singapore!

(Via Failblog)

Raffles Hotel?! *Applause!*

EDMW can CSI this uncle out?

Uncle pluck more lah!


POP POP POP and all of it on the ground!



NOM NOM NOM NOM I LOVE MANGOES.



OOOOHHHH I LOVE TO BE ON THE INTERNET.



Ok now the serious part, If you're wondering whether I confronted him, Yes, I did, I went to the void deck and called out to this uncle, and told him nicely to go back home.

Unfortunately, I wanted to tell him that these fruits have a purpose and reason why not to pluck, simply because it belongs to nature, the fruits are bird's meal, if birdy no meal, birdy heads to coffee shops to simply eat on your leftovers. And these fruits would probably already have insect eggs.

And because this uncle doesn't speak english, and so there was no way I could tell him my philosophy on why-not to pluck.

I did threaten him that if he doesn't go immediately, I will call the police, for noise complain(I woke up just when I slept at 4:44am) (Uncle came at 5am)

And by the way, Fruit plucking is illegal according to NEA or something right? please correct me.


If YOU ARE STILL WONDERING, the uncle was using a thin rope and a fishing weight to shake the branches, he could had just used bamboo stick right? silent and easier.

And by the way since it's the mango fruit season, can NEA deploy more people to look out for such FPluckers?

Oh yea, I've let the uncle go, maybe because I want him to die of intestinal failure cause of poor human immunity against parasites? Hmmmmm muahahahha

2 Girls likes me? Wait what?!

Ok, Today was really, kinda my luckiest day, I never had a girlfriend, I never held a girl's hand(except back in kindergarden).

But today! IT CHANGED! , Kinda.



I was just walking to the bus stop on my way to school, I saw this lady, I guess around 17 years old, Pretty cute looking, and I gave a wink, something like this.



SHE SMILED BACK, I BLUSHED AND QUICKLY BOARDED MY BUS(I do check iris before heading out, that's why I'm always on time for buses)

Now why the hell did I do that! I could had just, smile, and said hi a little!!!


Ok fine, Now for the next girl, it's this girl I've seen the second time on the same bus, same timing, both thursdays. I recognise her because she wears this W-series Sony Walkman wearable player, and of course pretty cute looking too.

Last week I was on the same bus, It was packed, she happened to be near the front, and I boarded right at the door, and stood there for the next few stops. She kept looking at me, a very curious look, she was facing me in the front so I looked away and thought she was just checking out the route of the bus.

Now for just now, I saw her again, this time she was in front of me, YES THE SAME THING HAPPENED, before she moved to the back, SHE FREAKING BRUSHED INTO ME, not like a bump! A BRUSH.

a bump lasts 0.2miliseconds
a brush last for a second.

Am I getting lucky or what?

Love in a new wave.

To local bands, Support!

Sometimes it's hard.

To know whether you heard the correct instructions, or have you instructed correctly. It's hard.

The weirdest dream.

At first, I was at home, while someone was stalking me, and tried to send me a bomb. Turns out he was someone I accidentally offended time ago, And by that I mean in my dreams.

And it was Matrix style, I was chased by some of the Matrix computer guy, instead this guy came to me outside my place. Next scene Boom! I was in another location.

This time, near my real house, but the structure is slightly different, I was on my scooter(I tried to search for that model online, very good design actually.) It has 3wheels, 2 for controlling and front one for directional.

there was a film crew, This Girl looked at me, I looked back and stuff, Did some stunts on the scooter, attracted her, next moment I know was that, we were chilling, walking around and chatting about our lives in the night, I held her hand.

Behind was a few cars coming up, I told her to stay-in the side of the road, Instead she ran to the front, Now where would I find her? in a car 20metres ahead of me. Inside lies a very pregnant woman in the driver's seat, I opened her door, she closed it my Girlfriend was seated at the back, I tried to talk to her to come out, turns out this is her mum.


Instead of driving to a hospital, now a CSI team comes out, to be clearer it's New York CSI.
Using one of their high-tech gadgets, someone's head went BOOM, and I woke up.


My first girlfriend is in my dreams, FML.

No idea

I have nothing to say, no seriously! Oh Gosh I need a life.


by the way, I do noticed that I really have a tight sweet ass in that photo =P

Slimming journey- Day8

Continued from here

(Click for larger size)



I had been shitting diarrheas daily for the past week, and it feels good!

I noticed that I've made a big mistake by eating a lot today, gosh, I shouldn't had.....and by the way, I didn't sleep last night at all, I slept after eating breakfast, which explains why I've suddenly gained back my weight, But it'll go off anyways, quite a few patches of stretch marks are appearing.

Will update in another week!!!!

This is me 8days ago.


This is me last night, Do I look slightly thinner on my face?



If you're wondering why I'm taking portraits everyday, it's because of this, not cause I'm preparing for a funeral Choi!

Pink Dot Sg.

Anyways I've went over to the event, if you noticed i've edited this post totally, it's because I kinda find it inappropriate last minute, yeah.




I took my time to rush down at 5pm with some friends after my class.




I know I know, I was suppose to kinda wear pink, but my pink shirt is too big!(Remember? I was fatter last time), and I've never bought shirts other than black color since then.

And when wearing it, It was stinging my skin! I accidentally gotten sunburn from a hot shower!
So I decided to change out of my pink oversized shirt, Yeah.

Old pink shirt, still wearable la! no time for last minute shopping



Quite a few hundred people were there!



To be clear with you all, I am not gay, I'm straight, Well, maybe i'm a bisexual, since I do like some guys too, but I prefer girls la! Maybe just 10% bi, I don't know yet!

I'm not easy with saying this, but I'm sorry if I had condemned every gays before, I truly am, I'm not going to let a few badly behaved gays make me generalize on every one.

I know I've said some of my experience of being harassed before, but I guess it's only a few of them. Since gays are people too, and bad behaved straight before do exist too.

by the way check out this video.



It's time that we open up society for gays and lesbians, don't let 1 or 2 people who "exaggerates" themselves for being one upset you and change your whole mindset about everyone.

And by exaggerate, I mean people who goes around making sure everyone knows they are gay, by lots of actions, super awkward behaviors and stuff, if you get what I mean.

homosexuality will always be part of our society, whether we know it or not, after all, there's no difference between us, we're all humans

I don't want to be a stereotype anymore!

Coldplay screwed up performance

Wow, amazing huh?

Watch Coldplay is Crap and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

My new blog.

Here to announce my new blog, No of course I'll still blog here, just that I'm shifting certain stuff like song-writing over.

Blog.iamnotfat.net

I haven't posted anything yet, just gonna get the hang of wordpress first.


ciaos!

Jesus is my friend-OMG it doesn't get any cheesier!

I heard that they went to hell actually.

Bleh!

I am so bored. Just got home from SPH, returned Hanjoo that Vado camera



I've started wearing a hair band, to keep long hair of course.

Wa, PLEASE.

What kind of a idiot uses "PLEASE" in an advert? the tone just sounds so wrong, I'm not buying.

Tips to playing Restaurant City in Facebook Part 2

Continued from here






Never ever let you guards down, I did that, and I found my workers passed out, apparently they look like they had a little too much of partying last night.

My phone.

My phone has a strand of hair in it, and i have no idea how to get it out, or how it got in.



Many people asked me what DSLR camera I used, No, I didn't use any DSLR camera at all, all I have is this, a 2MP, auto macro/focus function, phone camera.


I need a new phone. I really do need a new phone.

My slimming journey starts today

I was sponsored 2 bottles of this, in an attempt to lose some FATS, anyways the PR company contacted me and sent me this.



I weighed 134.7KG at the start of the day, no food, some water. Yes 134.7 is a lot, I am fat, though I had been denying it with iamnotfat.net, and to tell you the truth.

i am kinda bulimic, I do eat and vomit it out, Yes I do sometimes when I feel desperate to slim.

Would you just look at the size of these pills?!


Anyways this had been my breakfast. 2types of vegies, 3piece duck meat, 1.3 piece of vegetarian meat, 1small scoop of rice.


Another angle.



Well, since the catch phase for this product is "Changes your life even if you don't", I'll take that as a guarantee, since it's illegal to mislead in Singapore, I think.

and from now onwards, I will take down every that i've ate in photos. and my weight in the start and end of day.

Simply because, Your weight won't be accurate if you take it once a day, factors being Water, Food, Shit, And location of moon.

in Singapore, the gravity level is 9.781 m/s², that would make me 134.7 x 9.781 = 1317.5N.

by the way you can buy this at Unity, Guardian, Watson pretty soon.
so my weight for a start, is 1317.5Newtons.


JIA YOU!

*update* end of day, weight = 134.2KG, Full moon though, so i'm slightly lighter.