Oh what a day I tell you, anyways I was out with Jiahan to buy some apparels at Queensway Shopping mall.
From FRESH of course.
And some Laksa, apparently it's really nice! I endorse it!
Ok, at ikea, I was so bored, and I decided to goof around.
We were shopping halfway, I got bored, So we started to say hi to some of the workers we walk past there, lame isn't it?
Instead of buying normal meals, We bought Kid's meals @ 2.90dollars each, Hey it's worth it.
You get burger, fries, and a free-flow of soft drinks. I gotten plain water anyways.
Wanna know how much I've spent there? 18:50 on house items, 3Pillows, a knife set, a rubbish bin. And yes, I hugged the pillows all the way back home on the 90mins bus, everyone was just giving me the awkward look, HEY COME ON I'M SO BORED.
And yes, I was so bored, I decided to BORROW these pencils from ikea, haha! I'll return them on my next visit la! I took more and more from each pencil booths.
Ok now the serious part, If you're wondering whether I confronted him, Yes, I did, I went to the void deck and called out to this uncle, and told him nicely to go back home.
Unfortunately, I wanted to tell him that these fruits have a purpose and reason why not to pluck, simply because it belongs to nature, the fruits are bird's meal, if birdy no meal, birdy heads to coffee shops to simply eat on your leftovers. And these fruits would probably already have insect eggs. And because this uncle doesn't speak english, and so there was no way I could tell him my philosophy on why-not to pluck.
I did threaten him that if he doesn't go immediately, I will call the police, for noise complain(I woke up just when I slept at 4:44am) (Uncle came at 5am)
And by the way, Fruit plucking is illegal according to NEA or something right? please correct me.
If YOU ARE STILL WONDERING, the uncle was using a thin rope and a fishing weight to shake the branches, he could had just used bamboo stick right? silent and easier.
And by the way since it's the mango fruit season, can NEA deploy more people to look out for such FPluckers?
Oh yea, I've let the uncle go, maybe because I want him to die of intestinal failure cause of poor human immunity against parasites? Hmmmmm muahahahha
Ok, Today was really, kinda my luckiest day, I never had a girlfriend, I never held a girl's hand(except back in kindergarden).
But today! IT CHANGED! , Kinda.
I was just walking to the bus stop on my way to school, I saw this lady, I guess around 17 years old, Pretty cute looking, and I gave a wink, something like this.
SHE SMILED BACK, I BLUSHED AND QUICKLY BOARDED MY BUS(I do check iris before heading out, that's why I'm always on time for buses)
Now why the hell did I do that! I could had just, smile, and said hi a little!!!
Ok fine, Now for the next girl, it's this girl I've seen the second time on the same bus, same timing, both thursdays. I recognise her because she wears this W-series Sony Walkman wearable player, and of course pretty cute looking too.
Last week I was on the same bus, It was packed, she happened to be near the front, and I boarded right at the door, and stood there for the next few stops. She kept looking at me, a very curious look, she was facing me in the front so I looked away and thought she was just checking out the route of the bus.
Now for just now, I saw her again, this time she was in front of me, YES THE SAME THING HAPPENED, before she moved to the back, SHE FREAKING BRUSHED INTO ME, not like a bump! A BRUSH.
a bump lasts 0.2miliseconds a brush last for a second.
At first, I was at home, while someone was stalking me, and tried to send me a bomb. Turns out he was someone I accidentally offended time ago, And by that I mean in my dreams.
And it was Matrix style, I was chased by some of the Matrix computer guy, instead this guy came to me outside my place. Next scene Boom! I was in another location.
This time, near my real house, but the structure is slightly different, I was on my scooter(I tried to search for that model online, very good design actually.) It has 3wheels, 2 for controlling and front one for directional.
there was a film crew, This Girl looked at me, I looked back and stuff, Did some stunts on the scooter, attracted her, next moment I know was that, we were chilling, walking around and chatting about our lives in the night, I held her hand.
Behind was a few cars coming up, I told her to stay-in the side of the road, Instead she ran to the front, Now where would I find her? in a car 20metres ahead of me. Inside lies a very pregnant woman in the driver's seat, I opened her door, she closed it my Girlfriend was seated at the back, I tried to talk to her to come out, turns out this is her mum.
Instead of driving to a hospital, now a CSI team comes out, to be clearer it's New York CSI. Using one of their high-tech gadgets, someone's head went BOOM, and I woke up.
I had been shitting diarrheas daily for the past week, and it feels good!
I noticed that I've made a big mistake by eating a lot today, gosh, I shouldn't had.....and by the way, I didn't sleep last night at all, I slept after eating breakfast, which explains why I've suddenly gained back my weight, But it'll go off anyways, quite a few patches of stretch marks are appearing.
Will update in another week!!!!
This is me 8days ago.
This is me last night, Do I look slightly thinner on my face?
If you're wondering why I'm taking portraits everyday, it's because of this, not cause I'm preparing for a funeral Choi!