My first 100k views/readership

I've reached 100k views finally, thanks to everyone!

You Want a Bitch for what?

Why you die die want a female dog?

Jasmine's Birthday!!!!!!!

Lao Aunty liao!




She's gonna blow! and she blows!!



What a nice blow!! LOL



Atikah's Sweet smile.




Me eating the cake.


Eugene.



By the way we celebrated at MindCafe in Clark Quay.



My first kiss.(of course I'm Kiddin!)


Now, what the hell am I doing in this group photo?




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Would you call up PM Lee to talk about Climate change?

I have PM Lee Hsien Loong's office number, Do you dare to call?

I received this email from Avaaz.org, apparently trying to get people from all over the world to call their leaders/government and talk to them about climate change, and I guess it's to urge leaders to do something bigger about it.

You can read more about the movement/petition thing here.

(Click for larger size)


I wonder, How did they found out PM Lee's office number anyways? Yellow pages?


Prime Minister of Britain actually picks up the call!

This many readers

Am I just popular or what? Nope, 1.6k readers are just not enough.

Wanna see how japanese news is presented?

Apparently this report is about a boy whom nearly got killed by a moving train. The graphics department people must be on holiday. (video)

Having a fever

But I still had to work yesterday.

Somehow, of all the people that is available, HR decided to send 1 new-bird in the morning shift, and another one in afternoon shift.

Despite having a fever and wanted to call it a day off, I had to stay for 2 shifts to train the 2 new birds seperately.

So today, I wanted to go work even though I've gotten MC, it's not that I want to work.
But I'm worried if the 2 new birds would cock up, and another newer new-bird is working on the afternoon shift today.

How can I trust 2 new-birds to train another new bird?
How can I trust that they know what they are doing?
How can I make sure that they'll keep the place clear and not mess up my working space?

omy.sg 2009 Blog Awards

I went with Eugene.
YEAHHHH WATCH THE VIDEO!!!!!!!! See more here!




*Update*

I had been sick(I bet someone had H1N1 and went to the awards, I bet that's why I kena fever.) and didn't have any mood to blog, anyways thanks to everyone who nominated me, as expected, I never expected to win anything, my main purpose was to actually socialise with other bloggers.

=D But I did win 2 cartons of Koka Noodles though.


I did meet other bloggers and had some nice chat, short chat though.

Krisandro
Dk
Steven Lim
KayKay(don't think she's a blogger though, I can't find any URL regarding her online)
And a few more which I have no idea what their names are.

SEE MY PERSONAL INTERVIEW WITH RIS LOW ON VIDEO!!

I GOT A CHANCE TO MEET MISS SINGAPORE UNIVERSE 2009, WATCH MY INTERVIEW VIDEO




Just in case you don't know why I'm making fun of Miss Singapore Universe 2009. Click here to find out

I'm giving these away, no strings attached.

Choose either one of it, first 2 to email me for it, gets it.


I will choose randomly whoever gets it

by the way it's vouchers to use @ Heeren Singapore, and yes, you have to be from Singapore, otherwise there's no point of me sending them overseas


*UPDATE*
All Given, thanks for all the emails, more to come next week =D

My life is a struggle

(photo : YongWei)


I have fears,

Fear

• of losing myself
• of failing my O Levels(Major exam)
• of losing cliches
• of being independent.

I can't manage myself, I can't.


Someone help me, Please.

Download my new song

It's pretty decent this time.

Reason?




I've gotten a few new stuff lately, they're not the best, but hey, they work.

Click the flickr link(click photo) to know more about each of the things in the picture.


Anyways my new demo song "I Don't Know" Can be downloaded here.

Recorded this in under 30mins, I'm not a professional.....YET

I don't know what to give to you anymore
what ever i do, i still feel so insecure
I don't know who i am anymore
Whatever I give i still feel so insecure
is it me, is it you, i don't know


it's been so long since, I saw ur face
So many days since i heard your voice
yeah

i tried to forget whatever grudes i had with you
i heard to forgive is to forget everything, is it true?
yeah

by the way I've registered www.YongWei.sg !!!! Gonna make my own professional portfolio soon

Cya guys.

Freakish expressway accident kills two young women

(Video)



Actually, I find it quite funny.

there was no swerves, not one attempt to turn away from the construction site, I guess they were too busy texting, chatting, in the car, What do you expect a car with 2 young women to do? sit quietly?

and notice their speed compared to other cars, SPEEDING, HAHAHA, SO THATS WHY YOU DIE.

I GOT STUCK IN MY ROOM!!!

Well, I wasn't kiddin, watch the video I made while being stuck.


What happened was that, the door knob actually somehow disintegrated inside, and I couldn't get it open no matter what I do.

To the Young Ugly Singapore Generation

Today I saw a guy hitting a girl, There's a few reasons why I chose not to help.

To the guy, and many guys like him, I shall call them Ah Bengs(Example of ah beng in the picture on top)

Ah Bengs in my definition are

• People who don't seem to value themselves
• Peacocked and non-presentable hairstyle
• 60% of vocabulary are vulgarities, Mainly in Hokkien dialects
  
• Asian Douchebags
• Don't speak well
  

And the Ah Lians(Girl version of Ah beng) are those who

• dress up in a "Rape-Me-Please" statement.
• who don't wear/behave classily.
• who don't speak well at all.
• 45% of vocab are vulgarities based.
• Asian Bimbos
  

Need me to state more reasons? Whatever.

Ok, making this whole thing short, I was walking past this pair of couple(17years old probably?), the ahbeng suddenly slapped and shouted at the ahlian. Everything I heard was in Hokkien and inaudible at all.

I took a 2second glance and looked at the ahbeng before he shouted to a few people around ( Including me) "CHHEE BYE SEE WHAT SEE", which translated into proper english, it is....

"Vagina, What are you looking at?"


Immediately it struck me not to help, not because I am obliged to help, but because from the way I see, firstly.

Your boyfriend is clearly

• an Ah Beng
• not expected to behave in a civilised manner obviously
• and a low-valued person, peakcock hair, dress super-punked.

So why do you still want that boyfriend/friend-to-hang around?

Fool! You deserve it, Why should I bother about helping you when this is the type of low-class boyfriend you chose?

You are a damn ahlian, Change your looks and hang around better people, What? You expect AhBengs to behave? Get rid of your peacock hair please.


To everyone, Value yourself to a higher standard is the way, not only are you more civilised but you are opened to more opportunities, no upstairs jobs would want to hire a hooligan, not even Mcdonald's.

Peace out. I suppose I'm stereotyping on Ah Bengs and Ah Lians? Ain't I?

Facebook Flirting

Hhahha, this is wicked.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

A meal I won't forget.

As a typical student, a part-timer, it's common that someone like me, would be broke half the time.

I hate to say this, But I just gotta be thankful for it.

I was late for work today due to rain,
and cause of rain, I had to take a cab,
and cause of cab, I had to throw in 90%++ of cash in my wallet.

Therefore I was broke for the day. I never bring more than 10dollars out if I'm working, and today i brought only 7dollars out, yeah, i know, pathetic.

When my malay colleague heard about this, she loaned me some money to eat during my lunch break, even though she was having Puasa(Muslim Fasting Month).

This is one of the things that gets me going in life.